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Rants n' Rambles

Rants n' Rambles.

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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bestfunny:

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.


 

oraldiarrhea:

hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

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(via yupthatblogsmine)

sniffing:

doctor-dildo:

d0nn0:

im catfishing you all, i’m really an 8 year old Husky

so thats why you’ve always seemed like a little bitch

ouch

(via yupthatblogsmine)

littlesilvershadowhunter:

This gif pretty much summarizes how i feel after like every book i finish:

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(via ruinedchildhood)

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via ruinedchildhood)

4gifs:

Kitten hiccup. [video]
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